Breaking Brad: April 27
Brad Dickson's humor column, "Breaking Brad," appears weekdays on Omaha.com.
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President Obama released his birth certificate . Moments later Donald Trump demanded to see Obama's driver's license and library card.
After releasing the birth certificate, a White House spokesman said, "Now we can put this silliness behind us and the president can get back to the serious business of being president." Then Obama rushed off to count the eggs to determine the winner of the White House Easter Egg Roll and to meet a guy who built a replica of the Washington Monument out of Legos.
President Obama released his " long form " birth certificate. Can't he do anything without it reminding us of taxes?
A Southwest plane slid off the runway at Midway Airport in Chicago and ended up with its nose several feet from a White Castle drive thru . The 134 food-loving Chicagoans on board called it the best flight they've ever been on.
Wildlife experts in Nebraska warned that it's not a good idea for residents to bring rabid skunks into their homes. Hey, I never would've guessed this, but they're the experts.
I was thinking about how much different the White House Easter Egg Roll would've been with President John McCain . Instead of welcoming 30,000 children to the White House grounds McCain would've been out there with a hose, "You kids get off my lawn."
To commemorate the renovation on the city-owned Hilton being half finished, on Tuesday Mayor Jim Suttle and other officials held a ceremony where they raised an evergreen tree to the top of the hotel . It looked like a group celebrating Earth Day three days late.
Thieves in Lincoln stole 4,200 pounds of food grease from six restaurants including a Taco Bell, an Arby's, two Pizza Huts, a Dairy Queen and a Wendy's. At least the thieves did their homework, that reads like a Who's Who In Grease.
The crime was either committed by thieves hoping to use the grease to make biodiesel fuel, or, obese school kids who want to eliminate the middleman.
An Omaha engineer is moving to within a few miles of Chernobyl . Oddly enough, he and his family are going for the improved roads, better schools and milder winters.
There are increasing signs that U.S.
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